Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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