I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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