they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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