I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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