Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i think i just naturally attract stoners
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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