This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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