I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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