I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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