Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
