Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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