she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You are the jesus of drinking
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
