How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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