Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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