TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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