youre lurking in front of me
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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