I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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