What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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