Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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