This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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