I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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