all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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