I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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