things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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