is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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