he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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