Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize
