my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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