I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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