The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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