Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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