I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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