Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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