Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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