do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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