The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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