Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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