i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I need mimosas to revive my soul
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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