none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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