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youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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