You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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