Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
This house was built for laser tag.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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