I looked at my own cervix.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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