Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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