hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
