so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Randomize
