Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
