What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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