the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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