What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Welp...herpes.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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