Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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