You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
