Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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