This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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