I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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