Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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