You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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