she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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